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"Oh, ah, sorry!"

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'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

"You and your daft inventions."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."

"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'Look. . . for the last time, I'm not playin' 'footsie' with you!'

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

Speed Dating Disasters

"Are you blushing?!"

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

'It's our first date. You don't know me well enough to ask if I'm getting enough fiber.'

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."