Awkward Icebreaker T-Shirts

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'No ice.'

'Before we begin, everyone turn to the person next to you and give them a hug.'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

Suddenly, everyone spoke at once....

Welcome to your new English Class.

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

Rubik's ice cube.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

'Nice to meet you... And I don't use that phrase lightly.'

The Icebreaker

'I checked that birds and bees stuff on the internet, Dad -- it says you're full of baloney.'

He took every chance to practice his talk.

'Dang... so much ice around us, but not a lousy drop of Scotch!'

"You want that neat, or on the mostly melted rocks?"

"Before we begin this family meeting, how about we go around and say our names and a little something about ourselves."

'Why do I have to go first?' 'There's no I in team, Dave.'

'I hate these things. They're always so formal.'

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

'Looks like Tungor's wife's waters have broken.'

Two fish about to play a prank on an ice hole fisherman.

"Expecting to land a monster today, Herb?"

"Perhaps the wine is a little too chilled. My fingers are frozen to the glass."