Awkward Date Navigator Gifts

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

'He's my dating coach. Don't worry, you'll get used to him after a few hours.'

Kinsey's first survey.

"Well, I guess if breathing through your mouth has kept you alive this far..."

"I'd invite you in, but my crap is all over the place."

Squeamish, eh? I like that in a woman.

"My Mum will be down in a minute, she is just looking for her teeth."

The Reaper's Arms

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

In Desperate Straits.

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"I guess your reputation for tipping has preceded you!"

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

'Pardon?'

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

We've been dating for about 30 minutes, so things are still going well. Please send over the waiter immediately, before everything goes down the toilet. Menu.

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

"You're not working as a crossing guard now, Brenda."

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

'It's our first date. You don't know me well enough to ask if I'm getting enough fiber.'

"I told you it was too soon to give him The Talk."

Nethead strip: Dates

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'