Awkward Date Moments Pillows

"Your look of total bewilderment - does it run in the family?"

Duncan had no choice but to fake an orgasm with Dorothy's Doberman!

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

In Desperate Straits.

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

"I guess your reputation for tipping has preceded you!"

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

'Huge waves, loose shorts and a body like a gourd. I was never going to make it through summer without a serious privacy breach.'

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

"Oh, for butter curls on ice!"

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

"Here's your... neti pot... to share..."

'What happens when your little sister misses her toy money?'

"If it's all the same to you, Kevin, I'd like to continue observing the six-foot-rule."

Nethead strip: Dates

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

'But enough about my interiority, how about you?'

"Smile! It's for the women I've dated scrapbook!"

'I had a wonderful evening, Oswald but this wasn't it,I'm afraid!'

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

The Adventures of Morton

"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..."

"Oh my god. She knows I schist my plants.

'This is the last time I'm going fishing with you, Harold!'

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.