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If I ever end up dancing like that, please buy me a one way ticket to Switzerland.

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"God help us, it's that guy."

"All in favor of telling Anderson about that thing stuck to his lip, say aye."

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."

I've got to run to my job interview! Do I have spinach between my teeth?

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

"Gee, I hate gatherings like these! I never know the right thing to say..."

'I don't care how educationally beneficial you guys may thing it is, I am not showing you the girl's video. That's what google's for.'

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

"All you had to do was ASK us to leave!"

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

"Would you like to dance with me?"

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

Bob had a lot to prove – which happens when you're wrong most of the time.

"Having received your offer of friendship, and after due consideration and given the fact that I don't know you from a bar of soap, I must inform you that I will be declining your request."

The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

Uncomfortably open Mike night.

"Damn it, when things were going well there was nothing but eye contact."

Dancing.

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