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"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Hooray for Bollywood!

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

"It's not what you think."

"That's what I hate about whale parties – no room to dance and they always run out of krill."

Four ballerinas

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."

The Moo-Walk

Shy Man at Party

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

Dirty Grazing.

"Now that they dig our singing, let's wow them with a little tap."

Possible explanation for the tangled headphones

'Now that's what I call a worthy cause.'

'Bees use dance as a form of communication.'

Dancing

"I could see my mating dance had caught her eye, so I put more energy into it, but I ended up sweaty and out of breath: she lost interest then. . ."

'- and I was so embarrassed last night, you danced like a man with two left fe----!!!'

'I can't play any tunes, it's just used for hiding my farts after dinner.'

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."

'Everything's fine. Your dad just bought one of these 'How-to-talk-to-teenagers' videos...'

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

If I ever end up dancing like that, please buy me a one way ticket to Switzerland.

'The Rain-Dance Marathon ended in a draw. All the constestants drowned.'

"Funnily enough, I do actually have two left feet..."