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"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Airplane Mode.

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."

'Your performance review is next Tuesday. You're allowed to bring a guitar and up to three backup singers.'

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

'Please give me the strength to ask for a raise without my voice breaking into an annoying falsetto and my brow all sweaty.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Tree growing

Agoraphobic Explorer

"My life is a powerful blast tocenter field easily snagged on the warning track."

"Is it okay that I said yes to that costume party?"

The Job Interview

'You're in extreme danger because you eat too much. . .'

"Just get out there and be yourself – or better yet, someone like me."

'Play among yourselves while I deal with my stage fright.'

'Let's set aside your rhythm issues for a moment and work on your blues.'

Fred prays that he remembered to put on clean underwear that morning.

"Call me a dreamer, but I see a world in which I give speeches without pants and find myself in the final exam of courses I never signed up for."

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

'- and I was so embarrassed last night, you danced like a man with two left fe----!!!'

Idlewild.

You've been in there for quite a while, little buddy. Everything all right? Go away, Randy! Randy's rule #896: A confident person doesn't get tinkle-shy just because there's a long line waiting for him or her to finish. Still here. Go away!!!

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

'Everything's fine. Your dad just bought one of these 'How-to-talk-to-teenagers' videos...'

If I ever end up dancing like that, please buy me a one way ticket to Switzerland.

'What if I want to stop? Where's the pause button?'

"Last time, eat your greens or your dad does the Trump Dance...."