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No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

Children's Party

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Dancing with the Star Wars

Fun (circa 1955)

Orchestra conductor

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Music Hall Dancers

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

A Cow Striptease

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

Cake Walk.

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

'Yes, you sing. But do you dance and make romance?'

"It just seems like we're stuck on Lambada when everyone else is twerking."

"I guess we shouldn't have called him Monty."

"Those who can can, dance."

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

Jason's fighting style was heavily influenced by his love of West Side Story.

Do you really have to do that every time you make a good call? If refs acted like players.

Masked Ball

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've seen that move - Show me something new! Inflatable air dancer tryouts.

Turtle Blind dates