Awkward Crush Navigator Gifts

'Look see? There's viola! Don't look right at her!'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

"I told you it was too soon to give him The Talk."

Scarecrow Directions

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

"Well, I guess if breathing through your mouth has kept you alive this far..."

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

"Ice rink"

"Try and stop me if you’ve heard this one before …"

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

"Try to play with a kid whose parent isn't too chatty."

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

The plumber asks out the cable lady.