Awkward-conversation Survivor Pillows

'Have you noticed it, too?'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

Very Difficult Conversations

What price beauty?

"That's the last time I write my own resume!"

"Pardon us, Harrison, if the board fails to share your enthusiasm for the foliage up in Darien,"

"Will this job involve multiple choice, true and false, or essay questions?"

"Ya know, boys and girls studying alone like this is strictly forbidden in Iran."

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

"Can you characterize yourself in five words."

"A High-Pain Job? Yes, I believe we have that."

"Dating advice from your old man? Ew, weird. Instead, let's ask Stinky Rick."

"The originator of the office birthday party."

"Where do you see yourself after 5 beers?"

"Tell me about yourself... what you do, where you live, the last four digits of your social security number..."

I have an opening for someone like you. It's called a door.

Dadonomics

Livin' the dream

Let's talk about the weather.

'Hi, I'm Raoul...I shall be your talking point of the evening.'

"So where do you see yourself in 5 years apart from a thousand miles from this f****** s**thole?"

Why are you here?

Before birds and bees,

"The aliens that control my brain really want me to get this job."

Send. End.

"Does this mean I have to talk to someone I don't know?"

It was the harshest job interviews Peter had ever attended...

'Bill, I'm sorry to hear about your going into the hospital. Is it a MALE problem?'

The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but actually 47% of 235 people covering 34%..."

"I'm not used to communicating face-to-face. Can we conduct this interview via text?"

'It's not you it's me not liking you.'

A shy parish cleric seeking to talk business with a lady

'The interview panel will see you now.'

'How can you possibly be busy washing your hair for the rest of your life???'