Awareness Event Gifts

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

National Everything Awareness Day

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

Can't even hold signs well.

Movember

Spoiler alert: most of my presentation is actually a series of trigger warnings.

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Pollution Look

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

"So what is worse than us being trashed after the shootings in the Charleston AME church?! I mean...it's the only thing on the news."

Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

Sewer Rats

Lack History Month

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

Medication label reads: 'If depression symptoms persist consider suicide'

National Asthma Society Parade

Results of a Smoking Survey - 'They weren't very passive about smoking'

'I don't care what anyone says! This is really hard work!'

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Opium Den 2019

'Can I call you back?'

"But do you feel invisible?"

'Sexism in the workplace meeting (Blue-eyed blondes especially welcome)'

The Domestic Violence Workshop Commences At 2:30.

"Due to budget cuts we had to combine our athletic fields."

The Ice Bucket Challenge

'I'll have 17,000 prawn balls...'

"Hate? Crime? Violence? Never heard of it."

"Psst - Evening News."

"Actually, we're just getting started."

"The NHS will honour it's pledge to care for everybody from cradle to grave(ly ill)"