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Movember

"Away with the warmonger!"

"This isn't helping my migraine."

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

Spoiler alert: most of my presentation is actually a series of trigger warnings.

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Bubbling

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

"So what is worse than us being trashed after the shootings in the Charleston AME church?! I mean...it's the only thing on the news."

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

The polling station

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

Sewer Rats

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Lack History Month

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

"It's a seasonal thing....Like the first gritters of the winter and the first cuckoo of spring!"

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.

National Asthma Society Parade

AIDS prevention

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

Opium Den 2019

'Are you willing to release your medical records?'

'There's already an aids quilt... the committee thought it would be a good idea if the club made a syphilis quilt.'

Prostate Issues

The Ice Bucket Challenge

"Oooh, no - I couldn't have another slice of carrot cake, Mabel - not with my irritable bowel the way it is..."