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Movember

"Away with the warmonger!"

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Spoiler alert: most of my presentation is actually a series of trigger warnings.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

More Unequal Than Others

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

Bubbling

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"So what is worse than us being trashed after the shootings in the Charleston AME church?! I mean...it's the only thing on the news."

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

Sewer Rats

The polling station

Lack History Month

"It's a seasonal thing....Like the first gritters of the winter and the first cuckoo of spring!"

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

AIDS prevention

National Asthma Society Parade

Opium Den 2019

'Are you willing to release your medical records?'

'There's already an aids quilt... the committee thought it would be a good idea if the club made a syphilis quilt.'

Prostate Issues

"Oooh, no - I couldn't have another slice of carrot cake, Mabel - not with my irritable bowel the way it is..."