Awareness Event Pillows

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

National Everything Awareness Day

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

Can't even hold signs well.

Movember

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

Spoiler alert: most of my presentation is actually a series of trigger warnings.

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"So what is worse than us being trashed after the shootings in the Charleston AME church?! I mean...it's the only thing on the news."

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

Pollution Look

Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

Sewer Rats

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

Lack History Month

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

Medication label reads: 'If depression symptoms persist consider suicide'

National Asthma Society Parade

'I don't care what anyone says! This is really hard work!'

Results of a Smoking Survey - 'They weren't very passive about smoking'

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Opium Den 2019

'Can I call you back?'

"Due to budget cuts we had to combine our athletic fields."

The Domestic Violence Workshop Commences At 2:30.

"Hate? Crime? Violence? Never heard of it."

"Psst - Evening News."

"But do you feel invisible?"

'Sexism in the workplace meeting (Blue-eyed blondes especially welcome)'

The Ice Bucket Challenge

'I'll have 17,000 prawn balls...'

"Actually, we're just getting started."