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Eurydice is bitten by a snake

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Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

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"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

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Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

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Remember, Cromwell, it's not the actual number of new jobs created that counts. It's the number of new job announcements.'

Hudibras - 9 - The committee.

The Great Catsby.

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

Anthony Trollope