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Eleanor Catton

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

Kultural K9's.

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Thomas Keneally

'Sorry, we can't offer you a job but we would like to publish your CV.'

J. D. Salinger

"Come in, minion."

"You know I hate birthdays!"

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

"I'm afraid I have to recuse myself, ladies. I don't want to be responsible for the Trojan War."

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

Louisa May Alcott

Raymond Queneau

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

Cookery/Bestsellers/Humour/Art.

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

My other novel's a booker winner

Book Shop.

Forrest Gander

'Of course it's sold so well, every time I hide my wife's copy she buys another.'

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

"You had a great summer and you're going to have a great fall."

The Great Catsby.

Hudibras - 9 - The committee.

Remember, Cromwell, it's not the actual number of new jobs created that counts. It's the number of new job announcements.'

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'