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"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Out damn Spot

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

Kultural K9's.

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

Thomas Keneally

A.M Gorky

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

The Raven in Flight

'Sorry, we can't offer you a job but we would like to publish your CV.'

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

'Bront?saurus.'

Lord Byron

J. D. Salinger

"You know I hate birthdays!"

Gavrila Derzhavin

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

Rudyard Kipling

Bob Dylan

Fyodor Sologub

"I'm afraid I have to recuse myself, ladies. I don't want to be responsible for the Trojan War."

"This year I wrote you a Valentine poem: Flowers are nice, candy divine, but what we really need is a bottle of wine!"

Hopeless Romantic - "I wandered lonely as a hat..."

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

Louisa May Alcott

Spike Milligan.

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

Ben Jonson

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.