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Kultural K9's.

'I'm actually Farnsworth Huddleson the fifth. The first was an obscure character in a Dickens novel.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Love

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

'Sorry, we can't offer you a job but we would like to publish your CV.'

Thomas Keneally

"You know I hate birthdays!"

J. D. Salinger

"I'm afraid I have to recuse myself, ladies. I don't want to be responsible for the Trojan War."

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

Louisa May Alcott

Raymond Queneau

Forrest Gander

Owl and the Pussy Cat, "You sure she's got a friend ?"

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

Book Shop.

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

Cookery/Bestsellers/Humour/Art.

'Of course it's sold so well, every time I hide my wife's copy she buys another.'

'Valentine's Day used to be just another day until I got a heart.'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Giant Foam Finger'.

"You had a great summer and you're going to have a great fall."

The Great Catsby.

Hudibras - 9 - The committee.

"Frankly, I never liked it. It makes you look like Salvador Dali."

'For the last time, Bo Peep lost the sheep, not me: It was my day off!'

La Boheme - the bohemians

Romeo goes to the Chemists

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