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Louisa May Alcott

J. D. Salinger

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Nathaniel Hawthorne

First Novels.

The Dorrie Decimal System

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Voltaire

"Now I really hate poetry."

Blue Stockings

'He likes to power nap.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Joan Hickson

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Author does not do tricks."

"Oh, this old thing?"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

George Orwell

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