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"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

Kultural K9's.

'Sorry, we can't offer you a job but we would like to publish your CV.'

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Thomas Keneally

"You know I hate birthdays!"

"Come in, minion."

"I'm afraid I have to recuse myself, ladies. I don't want to be responsible for the Trojan War."

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

Louisa May Alcott

Book Shop.

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

Cookery/Bestsellers/Humour/Art.

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

Forrest Gander

My other novel's a booker winner

"You had a great summer and you're going to have a great fall."

Remember, Cromwell, it's not the actual number of new jobs created that counts. It's the number of new job announcements.'

Hudibras - 9 - The committee.

The Great Catsby.

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

Anthony Trollope