Award Show Addict Pillows

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Showbiz Awards

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

Barbie Oscars

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Oscars acceptance speech.

"I'd like to thank my mum..."

'In an unexpected development, an illegal alien won 'American Idol.''

Oscars

Actors getting married. 'Best supporting man'

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"I want to thank all the little people."

"Nominations for best skinny mad white dude goes to..."

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

"I think I just won Best Director!"

"And now the award for..."