Award Acceptance Pillows

School administrator of the year "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Award Winning Gardener

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

"I'm telling you, she's the best in her field."

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Prejudice/Empathy

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Win - win

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

'Guess what? I won again.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

"Eureka! Details to follow."

Soccer coach of the year.

"So that's where you were last night."

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

Zdeno Chara

"Oh my goodness. My lecture on John Donne has just been awarded Most Pizzazzy Metaphysical Lecture of the Year."

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

"...and I'd like to thank all my patients for being so ill..."

Employee of the month...