Avid Watcher Pillows

'I'll be there in a minute! They're on the last hole!'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

World Production.

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"AI"

War 2023

Earth and the Coronavirus

The Problem with World Population Growth

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

Half a house is better than none.

Death comes to both the Archbishop and the Salesman in Venice

"Here's what went wrong today."

What will happen in the world

Chinese Communist Party at 100

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

'Go and fish Darling, I'll be fine: I have some reading for the next few weeks...'

TV vs Reading

North Korea

The Subtitle

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

Beijing 2022

Quite literary.

The oil crisis.