Avid Walker Pillows

"Eddie organizes a Walk-A-Thong."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

Couple of Pikeys.

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Death comes to both the Archbishop and the Salesman in Venice

Oscars acceptance speech.

Dog Training. Most of the choices the dogs made for their book reports are logical. The labrador retriever chose "Catch-22." The terrier, who loves to dig, chose "Journey to the Center of the Earth." The basset hound is doing his on "The Howling." and the shar-pei picked "A Wrinkle in Time." But the dachshund's choice confuses me. Even with the ground-hugging physique, he selected "Wuthering Heights."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

'Go and fish Darling, I'll be fine: I have some reading for the next few weeks...'

TV vs Reading

The Subtitle

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."

Soho walking society

A woman bows to the crowd

Leonardo DiCaprio

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Quite literary.

"Look Mommy, reserves!"

'Looks like a case of Reader's Indigestion. How long were you in our waiting room?'

Your Luggage

Your library book is overdue.

Shop manager drives digger to remove persistent magazine readers

Harold Pinter