Avid Walker Prints

"Eddie organizes a Walk-A-Thong."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

Couple of Pikeys.

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

Death comes to both the Archbishop and the Salesman in Venice

Oscars acceptance speech.

'Go and fish Darling, I'll be fine: I have some reading for the next few weeks...'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

TV vs Reading

The Subtitle

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

A woman bows to the crowd

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."

Soho walking society

Quite literary.

Your Luggage

"Look Mommy, reserves!"

Your library book is overdue.

Shop manager drives digger to remove persistent magazine readers

Harold Pinter

"Oh, I'm glad I'm here too. But it was a bit surprising that I still have to regularly file due dilligence reports."