Avid Watcher Prints

'I'll be there in a minute! They're on the last hole!'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

World Production.

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"AI"

War 2023

Earth and the Coronavirus

The Problem with World Population Growth

"The enemy will never be able to spot our troops in the new camouflage scheme General."

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

Half a house is better than none.

Death comes to both the Archbishop and the Salesman in Venice

"Here's what went wrong today."

What will happen in the world

Chinese Communist Party at 100

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

North Korea

Dog Training. Most of the choices the dogs made for their book reports are logical. The labrador retriever chose "Catch-22." The terrier, who loves to dig, chose "Journey to the Center of the Earth." The basset hound is doing his on "The Howling." and the shar-pei picked "A Wrinkle in Time." But the dachshund's choice confuses me. Even with the ground-hugging physique, he selected "Wuthering Heights."

TV vs Reading

'Go and fish Darling, I'll be fine: I have some reading for the next few weeks...'

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

The Subtitle

Beijing 2022

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."

Quite literary.