Avid Hiker Gifts

"What a wonderful view, dear...from up here you can see five different cricket matches!"

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"You've got a friend in me."

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

'Too proud to wear glasses, Bob gets what's coming to him.'

"I told you it was a universal truth."

Bear Recycling.

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

"You can take her ... just pretend she's my mother."

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky