Avid Hiker Mugs

"What a wonderful view, dear...from up here you can see five different cricket matches!"

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"It's the adorable snowman!"

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Bear Signpost.

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"You've got a friend in me."

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

Bear Recycling.

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

"You can take her ... just pretend she's my mother."

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

"I told you it was a universal truth."

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

'Too proud to wear glasses, Bob gets what's coming to him.'