Avid Hunter Mugs

Hunting - 'A poor man, Father of a family, offers his services to you'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

Death comes to both the Archbishop and the Salesman in Venice

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

'Go and fish Darling, I'll be fine: I have some reading for the next few weeks...'

TV vs Reading

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

The Subtitle

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."

Quite literary.

"Houston - we are landing in the crater now. . . on first viewing, this planet looks uninhabited. . ."

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

"There was this thing in the sky, and they shot me with this dart, and I couldn't move, and they did some experiments and then they left! I swear!!"

That looks like a golf ball.

Enemies of the Earth

Your Luggage

"Look Mommy, reserves!"

"So obvious, there all the time"

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."

Your library book is overdue.

Leap of Faith

Shop manager drives digger to remove persistent magazine readers

"Hey, I didn't mean anything by it. I'm a mockingbird."

Harold Pinter

Bookmobile.

The Seven Habits of Highly Obsessively Compulsive People