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"They're totally cheating."

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

Wanting to add a touch of culture to their international flights, Spanish Airlines began featuring an in-flight running of the bulls.

A Giant at the Airport.

'Are you sure this is an upgrade?'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Servicemen.

"Houston, we have a problem."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Walking Luggage.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

The Dubloon Stops Here

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

TSA Noah

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

Cow Blue Arrows

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

The World's Easiest Airport

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

You must be this tall.