Aviation Nerd Mugs

"They're totally cheating."

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

A Giant at the Airport.

'Are you sure this is an upgrade?'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Servicemen.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"Houston, we have a problem."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

When laundry ruled the waves.

The Dubloon Stops Here

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Walking Luggage.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

TSA Noah

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Cow Blue Arrows

The World's Easiest Airport

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

You must be this tall.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'