Aviation Geek Mugs

"This is so cool! I'm flying this thing completely on my Palm pilot!"

'So we're predicting a nice comfortable flight today folks, unless of course we run into any cloud cover.'

"Those aren't departure times. Those are the times we estimate your flight being cancelled."

'... Another software engineer!? - For God's sake woman, put him in a holding pattern...'

"This is GX-730, and I'll be your autopilot on today's flight..."

'Flight simulator'

'It's no use, our radar is out! I'm afraid it's all up to you now Wally!!'

'Of course we'll upgrade you, sir. Our policy requires us to treat all customers with the dignity and respect they deserve...When pigs fly.'

Flight Into Egypt.

'Hey, great flying there captain!'

'Sorry, just resting.'

"Any luggage?" "Just carrion."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"What's up with him?" "Travelling on points."

It's people like you that make this route unprofitable.

'If this is a non-stop flight, how do we get off?'

"Here comes the airplane--once it gets clearance from the tower, which should be in another 45 minutes. Thank you for your patience."

Drone.

'I feel so much safer with an air marshal on board.'

"The airline's in trouble, isn't it?"

'Madam, I think you may have made a mistake.'

"Pssst! Here's your cup of W-A-T-E-R."

Captain Balbo and his Marchetti seaplane.

Free safety demonstration on board the flight? Yes, and free oxygen in a fully pressurized cabin!

"And above all, the most important component to ensure the safety of daily operations on every single flight is to ask the flight attendants if the temperature is OK."

'No sign of MH370, just more rubbish.'

Man stranded on desert island writes 'Submit your caption' in the sand.

TSA

Goddess of the sky

Boeing Invents the time machine...

Flights and Coronavirus

Traffic lights in the sky

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

BOEING Suspends Flights.

"We're very thorough at this airport."