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"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"Houston, we have a problem."

Walking Luggage.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

TSA Noah

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Cow Blue Arrows

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

The World's Easiest Airport

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

A private jet takes off

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Employee of the Month Parking

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"