Aviation Irony Admirer Gifts

"I'm in the x-ray support systems business, which contrary to popular belief, isn't a whole bundle of laughs."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Life and Death

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Football

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

Flying in Formation.

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

"My, it feels good to sit down."

Fish Boarding

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

Air Dentistry

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

'He has really taken to the training.'

Cow Pilot.

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

'Since you're wearing cargo pants, everything in your pockets is considered cargo and subject to a tariff.'

'Here comes the in-flight meal.'

"I only have one suitcase, so what's the problem?"

'Stealth broom.'

"You have luggage? - Oh, we don't do LUGGAGE any more."

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

Cowboy Suitcase.

Penguins hanging about in their underwear rush to put their 'suits' on when an aeroplane goes past.

'Captain, a passenger says there's a gremlin out on the wing of the plane.'

Honk if you Love Jesus

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."

Jet Turbine Testing Area

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

"A sad incident at LaGuardia Airport today as a depressed 757 landed and burst into tears."