Avian Mimicry Expert Gifts

"How convincing are your jungle-bird calls, Ms. Haverhill?"

Football Chameleon

So you're a mocking bird...

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"So, have you two fallen out again?"

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

Quiet Quitting

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

"He does impressions too!"

Cow can

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

'This one was hatched within the sound of Bow bells.'

'Harry has laryngitis.'

'He's a sheep dog.'

A Parrot Repeats His Owner's Curses For A Baseball Team

The Ventriloquist's Arms

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

'What's happened? Why are you giving him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation?'

'Sis! It's the man who can do every bird imitation - except migrate...'

'After this event, I want him tested. Blood, urine, DNA - the works. Look for anything unusual.'

Call of the Domesticated.

"His identity crisis is getting worse!"

'Do I really sound like that?'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Bird Mafia

"Luice's at a very impressionable age."

Camouflage.

Wordilly Durdillies - Simon was dressed to 'trill'

"Wait a second. You don't look like the veterinarian."

'He's stubborn as a mule, eats like a bird, talks like a parrot, means as a coyote, sloppy as a bear, dumb as a. . ."