Avian Hobbyist Gifts

"The feeder is for George."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Do me next."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

bird interprets modern art

Bird Torture.

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

'I think he's lonely.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?