Avian Devotee Mugs

Polly Foundation...Funds for bird research: 'He invesred his plunder well, and was devoted to his parrot.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Bird Torture.

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

Thomas Hardy

'I think he's lonely.'

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."