Avian Admirers Mugs

"Of course you're a flight risk! We're all flight risks!"

Pet Store. Bird Seed. "Bird Seed"? I thought they laid eggs.

It's called "bipedalism" --- I got the idea from a bird!

'I think I'll walk to work today.'

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

'The penguin is upset...'

Train Guard Bird

Sensing fowl nearby, Roger quickly went into his point.

'It's not just cosmetic, it changes your life!'

'Polly wants on-line.'

"Except for that time he pecked my eyes out, he's been a good bird."

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

"There's gotta be a way of attracting the ladies that isn't so %$#@ exhausting."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Do me next."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Bird Torture.

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'I think he's lonely.'

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'