Autumn Warriors Gifts

The leaf blower's worst nightmare... another leaf blower.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Pumpkin patch

Dog Nightmares

Personal conker trainer.

The modern generation!

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"Dunhomin"

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

Happy Halloween!

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

Corn maze.

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

"I learned that I'm more of a leaf pile jumper and less of a leaf pile raker."

"We could start a band."

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

We fell asleep on the hayride.

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

'Insomnia, eh? -- Drink a glass of warm milk and watch some C-Span.'

"Good news, Mrs. Bryant - I think we got it all."

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.

'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'

Back to School.

"These chilly autumn afternoons remind me of what a witch you can be."

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow

"Perhaps you slept SLOWER than usual..."

Who do you think you're kidding? The cub scouts don't have a "special ops."

"We'd like you to invest in alternative energy. It's called sleep."