Autumn Warriors T-Shirts

The leaf blower's worst nightmare... another leaf blower.

Pumpkin patch

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Personal conker trainer.

The modern generation!

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

Happy Halloween!

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"Dunhomin"

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

"I learned that I'm more of a leaf pile jumper and less of a leaf pile raker."

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

"We could start a band."

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

'Insomnia, eh? -- Drink a glass of warm milk and watch some C-Span.'

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

"Good news, Mrs. Bryant - I think we got it all."

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.

'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'

Back to School.

"You're right. . . Maybe it is time we did something about the office heating."

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow

"These chilly autumn afternoons remind me of what a witch you can be."

"Perhaps you slept SLOWER than usual..."

"We'd like you to invest in alternative energy. It's called sleep."