Automotive Educator Gifts

"Student driver"

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Take me to your mechanic."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Sometimes Y Turn

Lost around a military base.

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Street signs you don't want to see.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

Man helping a mini learner driver

Learner Driver

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

Safe Driving.

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Steep learning curve ahead.

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

'I need both hands for steering.'

"Is there a problem officer?"

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

Electric car

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'The penguin is upset...'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Natural gas