Automotive Educator Gifts

"Student driver"

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"Take me to your mechanic."

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Sometimes Y Turn

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Lost around a military base.

Street signs you don't want to see.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Man helping a mini learner driver

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

Learner Driver

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

Safe Driving.

Steep learning curve ahead.

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Electric car

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'I need both hands for steering.'

"Is there a problem officer?"

Volkswagen Scandal

'The penguin is upset...'