Automobile Locksmith Pillows

'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Bob's Driving School.

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"Perfect."

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

"Yours is the worst case of identity theft I've investigated."

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

'We've found the problem...'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

'I can dream, can't I?'

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

Repairing the UFO

Elephant cleans a car.

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

Its a poor heart that never rejoices

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'