Automation Debater Pillows

Automation

"Ruddy AI. Bad enough to be replaced by a computer, never mind a COFFEE MAKER."

Dialogue

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"Now that's a win."

The Proust of Twitter

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Changing Minds

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"He'll never win this negotiation. He's saddled with numbers...but we have anecdotes."

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

Like Minded

And now, for a rebuttal.

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

'Is there a God? God knows...'

Global warming debate.

'My opponent hates cats.'