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'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"What old school? This is my life."

"Mum, I got the job!"

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

World's cheapest car

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

Disoriented while talking on his cell phone, Pat made a series of wrong turns in the unfamiliar office park.

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

All you'd expect in a British car!

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

'This model even has a sports car on board.'

"GPS wants me to stay put."

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

Josh tests his theory that by driving backward through a quick-pass toll lane, he can get money ADDED to his credit card account.

'Of course, the car shower is optional.'

Car Show - No parking.

Auto Show. The Car That Talks. None of those talking cars for me --- I had one once, and it got into an argument with a beer truck!

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

'It had to happen! They've made Top Gear into a costume drama!'

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

Car rot. I thought you would like to know! Carrot. Do you want a punch in the knows?!

"This bluetooth you say it's got... not catching is it?"

"I guess the lowrider show was in town this weekend."

'It's not just a funny noise, ma'am, it's a very expensive funny noise.'

Need for oil?

Football ground toilets include one for mascots.

'This baby gets 12 city, 13 highway and 25 off a bridge.'