Auto Show Organizer Pillows

"Hey, relax! All I said was, 'You're a sexy car, but you could stand to dress a little sexier!"

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Face painting.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"What old school? This is my life."

Face painting by numbers.

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

'Man, times have changed.'

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Trade Show Sherpas

Occupational Hazards.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

Extra Long-jump

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

Prize vegetables with rude names.

"Excuse me, sorry, is anyone using this chair?"

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

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