Auto Care T-Shirts

'I'm after a longer dipstick. This one doesn't reach the oil anymore.'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Stocking up on gas, huh?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

Car Dentistry.

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

You were fixing cars in your sleep again.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.