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"I'm a petrol head, doctor, I've got cars on my mind 24/7..."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

The House of Commons.

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

The Workaholics Building

Ski kicker.

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Book market

The hazards of trying to film a horse jump.

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

The book that will not be denied!

'Hey, you could get arrested for doing stuff like... Oh, you ARE getting arrested.'

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

Reading room

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

"Joyce Carol Oates seems to have no trouble coming out with book after book."

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

A fellow participating in many activities and everything is fine until someone bumps his car and then his back hurts,

"Each year the Kayaks made their way upstream."

Gas eyedropper.

Portrait finish.

"I stole a smart car and it took me straight to the police department."

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.