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"I'm a petrol head, doctor, I've got cars on my mind 24/7..."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

The House of Commons.

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

The Workaholics Building

Ski kicker.

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Book market

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

The hazards of trying to film a horse jump.

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

The book that will not be denied!

Reading room

'Hey, you could get arrested for doing stuff like... Oh, you ARE getting arrested.'

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

"Joyce Carol Oates seems to have no trouble coming out with book after book."

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

A fellow participating in many activities and everything is fine until someone bumps his car and then his back hurts,

"Each year the Kayaks made their way upstream."

Gas eyedropper.

"I stole a smart car and it took me straight to the police department."

Portrait finish.

Trilby - 'A human nightingale'.