Authenticity Explorer Prints

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

Club Antisocial

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"They’re real."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

'I'm Anna Nicole Smith. But not THE Anna Nicole Smith!'

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."