Authenticity Detective Prints

'Your resume is great - but I'm always suspicious when a good man is easy to find.'

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"They’re real."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

"Are you feeling okay, Dennis? Your obituary is in the paper."

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'

Book signing The Art Of Forgery - "Gee thanks, Oprah Winfrey."

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"Before I give you my resume, I'd like to know how thorough you fact check."

"Play the last presidential debate....hold on....first take our all the lies and stuff..."

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

"You want the truth, the whole truth, or nothing but the truth?"

What a nation looks like with a free press and access to information / What a nation looks like with no free press and no access to correct information.

"You must believe me, Jane. I have excellent narrative skills."

'Would you like my professional advice, or my honest opinion?.'

Rashomon of West 84th Street

"Handwriting analysis has revealed that Spencer is not in fact my husband."

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

"If I could take back ninety per cent of the things I say, then I think people would know the real me."

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

"I'm trying to be myself and you're not helping."