Authenticity Explorer Mugs

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

Club Antisocial

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"They’re real."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.