Australian Bush Legend Lovers Pillows

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Koala

Knights of the bedside table.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Boomerang cow.

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

Australian punk

Steve Irwin.

'The sword in the stone was just a warm-up - now you must remove this remote control ...'

When Koalas aren't being cuddly.

Steve Vizard

Illustration for 'A Legend of Camelot', scene 2.

Museum of Legend. 6th Century. King Arthur. I wonder which one of King Arthur's knights invented the round table? Sir Cumference.

Lady of the Remote

Australian stress counselling.

Austrailian Vollyroo

The Lady of the Lake 2001

It's a movie about an English monarch who sets up drinks for his men at bedtime .. It's call "King Arthur and his rounds of the night table."

"G'day mates! I'm Dan Undah! On today's walkabout we'll be searching for the feah some creecha's that in-aboot Satan's undah wold. . ."

"I seriously doubt that's going to count."

"I thought this would be easier than a drawn-out political campaign."

'He confessed to reading George Bush's memoirs.'

'That's no lady - she hasn't even shaved her armpits.'

'You must come over and visit sometime.It's only a hop, skip, and a jump away.'

After several months, King Arthur conceded that the spherical table just wasn't working.

"The new chief doctor will be the one who manages to remove this sword."

Crocodile Tie

Magritte character has apples hanging from hat like corks, Australian-style.

Australian Submarine Controversy

Kangaroos enjoy a drink during 'Hoppy hour'.

"...before we hire you for this position, Frank, we'd like you to perform one more task."

Steve Irwin.